Coop's Garage

A mother comes home from work one evening and her 5 year old son runs up to her and says “Mommy, Mommy, guess what I saw!” The mother smiled bend down towards her son and said “Johnny, what did you see?” Johnny replies “I saw Daddy and I saw the maid, then I saw daddy kiss the maid and I saw the maid kiss daddy and they went up to your room.” Upset the mother asked “Johnny is that all you saw?” Jonny said “They closed the door so I looked through the hole below the door knob and I saw Daddy undress the maid and the maid undress Daddy” The mother interupted Johnny, “Stop” she said and she told Johnny “this week is Christmas and the whole family is comming over for Christmas dinner. When everybody sits down and we start to serve the food I want you to remember this story and I want you to tell me this story. So Christmas eve comes and Johnny remembering his promiss to his mother says, “Mommy, guess what I saw!” The mother smiles and says “tell us all Johnny what did you see?” Jonny says “I saw Daddy and I saw the maid I saw daddy kiss the maid, I saw daddy undress the maid and then I saw daddy do to the maid what I saw Uncle Charlie do to you last summer at camp.”