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Here's a great joke

posted in: coop's garage, news on March 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM

A man who lives in Ohio wakes up one day and hears a voice ringing in his head. The voice says, “quit your job, sell your house and car, take all your money and go to Las Vegas.”
He ignors the voice, gets dressed heads off to work and the voice comes back, “Quit your job, sell your house and car take all youe money and go to Vegas.” All day long all week long the voice keeps taunting him and he can no longer ignor the voice so he quits his job puts his house and car up for sale. They both sell quickly and he gets on a plane headed to Las Vegas. Getting off the plane the voice tells him “go to Ceasers” so he gets a cab and as the cab is dropping him off outside the casino the voice says “Go to the roulette table” He getting real excited now so he makes his way across the casino floor to the roulette table. The voice says “put all your money on black 17” so he puts all his money on black 17, the dealer spins the ball and it lands “Red 4” and the voice yells “F_CK”

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